My Take: Jesus was a dirty, dirty God

My Take: Jesus was a dirty, dirty God
January 5th, 2013
10:00 PM ET
 

Editor’s note: Johnnie Moore is the author of Dirty God (#DirtyGod). He is a professor of religion and vice president at Liberty University. Keep track of him @johnnieM .

By Johnnie Moore, Special to CNN

(CNN) – Jesus was a lot more like you than you think, and a lot less clean cut than this iconic image of him that floats around culture.

You know the image. It’s the one where Jesus is walking like he’s floating in robes of pristine white followed by birds singing some holy little ditty. He’s polished, manicured, and clearly – God.

But despite the Christian belief that Jesus was both fully God and fully man, Jesus was a rather dirty God.

He was the “earthly” son of a carpenter, and life in the first-century was both more lurid and unfinished than our collective religious memory seems to recall.

To that end, I suggested recently to several astounded colleagues of mine that Jesus actually had to go to the bathroom, perhaps even on the side of the road between Capernaum and Jerusalem.

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What tipped them over the edge was when I insinuated that Jesus, like almost every other human being living in the rural world in that time, might have even had dysentery on an occasion or two.

Someone said, “You mean that Jesus might have had severe diarrhea?”

“Yep,” I replied, “That’s exactly what I mean.”

It seems like an obvious statement if you believe that Jesus was “fully God” and “fully man” (as most evangelicals believe and call the Incarnation), but to some of us it seems in the least, inappropriate, and at the most, sacrilege, to imagine Jesus in this way. We might believe that God was also man, but we picture him with an ever-present halo over his head.

But, actually, the Jesus of the Bible was more human than most people are conditioned to think.

I call this the dirty side of Jesus. He was grittier, and a lot more like us than maybe we believe, and that’s one of the reasons why so many thousands of people followed him so quickly.

They could relate to him.

He was the teacher from a small town who knew and understood the economic insecurity that was common in the first century. Times must have been rather tough for Jesus at points in his life, for he even spoke of being homeless, having to sleep on the ground with no roof over his head.

He also knew what it was like to have his message rejected and how it felt to be misunderstood. Jesus was regarded with such little significance in his hometown that one of his critics once remarked sardonically, “Isn’t this the carpenter’s son?” Jesus eventually had to move to different city (Capernaum) because his teachings so infuriated the people living in his hometown that they drove him out of Nazareth and even tried to throw him off a cliff.

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The real Jesus had dirt underneath his fingernails and calluses on his hands. He probably smelled badly from sweating profusely in the Judean sun on his long hikes to Jerusalem, and Jesus was, without a doubt, rumored to be a hypocrite or absolutely mad for all the time he spent with prostitutes and those afflicted with leprosy.

Not exactly have a clean-cut image.

He had a rather shady reputation.

Some people thought he was a revolutionary. The religious leaders called him a heretic, and others even accused him of being a drunkard and a glutton – in no small part because of the vagabond group of disciples he had with him. No serious religious leader of his day would have ever recruited such people.

For his core 12 disciples, Jesus included a tough-as-nails, bombastic fisherman (Peter), a chief tax collector named Matthew (the most hated popular figure of the time), an eventual traitor who was stealing money out of the offering bucket (Judas), a prolific doubter (Thomas), two jocks nicknamed the “Sons of Thunder” (James and John) and Simon the Zealot, a member of a radical political party which believed in using violence to kick out the Romans.

Jesus was sarcastic, too.

He often snapped back at the Pharisees with a tone fit for late-night television, and in a terribly embarrassing moment for all those around him, Jesus even called these respected religious teachers “snakes” that were probably sons of “Satan.”

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That’s not exactly the behavior of a sweet, self-help teacher with a halo over his head.

It’s the behavior of a frustrated man who might also be divine, but sure knows how it feels for annoying people to get under his skin.

Christians believe that Jesus chose to be born fully human, too, but why?

Lots of theologians have laid out opinions over the centuries, and in their opining they have tried once again to hijack Jesus’ humanity by defining it in philosophical terms. I believe it’s simpler than the philosophy and church councils and centuries of argument.

The brilliance of Christianity is the image of a God, named Jesus, arrived with dirty hands.

Jesus came in a time period when Greco-Roman gods were housed in gigantic temples and portrayed with superhuman powers and with superhuman physiques. Gods were believed to be far away from people on their mountains or hemmed up in their sanctuaries.

Jesus arrived in defiance of this prevailing imagery.

Jesus didn’t come flinging lightning bolts from a mountaintop, or playing politics in Rome. He came to live in a typical Middle Eastern village called Nazareth that was home to a couple hundred typical people. He didn’t decide to brandish his power, but to spend most of his time with the powerless and disenfranchised. And when he started a religious movement that reshaped history, he did it in the most profound and anticlimatic way:

He let himself be killed, and then he busted open a tomb.

In Jesus we meet a Savior who understood the desire to sleep just a few more hours, and who had to control his temper sometimes. In Jesus we find a God we can relate to because he chose to relate to us.

He was the God who became dirty so that the world’s souls might be made clean.

The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of Johnnie Moore.

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  1. I’m still going to at least partially disagree and this is why and relates directly to my point…
    Dysentery results from viral infections, bacterial infections, or parasitic infestations. These pathogens typically reach the large intestine after entering orally, through ingestion of contaminated food or water, oral contact with contaminated objects or hands, and so on.

    I know you work in the medical field…so did I. :)

  2. Jesus washed his disciples’ feet, and his life served our needs, not his own. However, Johnnie Moore’s suggestion that Jesus had dysentery or any other disease is contrary to his sinless nature. We have diseases as a consequence of the fall, but Jesus wasn’t fallen. At the cross, Jesus took on himself “our griefs” and carried “our sorrows” with the result that “with his stripes we are healed.” Before that time, there is no mention of him being sick in the Bible. Mr. Moore is taking literary license but he has no basis.

    • Hi Jim,
      Actually everything Jesus did served the Godhead first, and us second. In the first place God is the one who set the rules…no sin, be perfect. God knew there was no way we could do this, not sin and be perfect. So if God did not step in and fix the problem, would He not be unjust? God is of course just and His judgement is perfect, so God fixed the problem of our sin for us…if we accept Him.
      One has to realize that God preserving His own character and being in all things true to Himself comes first. To imply otherwise would be to say that we are more important than He is. (I’m not saying you said this :) )
      As for dysentery…that can simply be bad diarrhea, Jesus could very well have had this, it is not a disease. Severe diarrhea could be caused by food He ate. Did this happen? I do not know, but I do think it possible.

      Thanks for the comment Jim.
      God bless
      Greg

      • So we agree Jesus served our needs because it was God’s will, and washing his disciples’ feet was an example of his willingness to attend to dirty business on our behalf, but my point was that Jesus did not suffer disease which is part of the curse because he was sinless.

        Your idea that dysentery is not a disease is probably not correct since millions of people have died from it. In any event it is surely at least to be considered a sickness and part of the curse that Jesus was not under.

      • I have to agree with Jim here, Greg…Jesus would not have had dysentery, and I work in the medical field (since 1994)..it is a viscous disease. Biblically speaking, disease and sickness and death are all results of sin. Jesus was without sin. We, as humans are born “sinners”..Jesus was not born a sinner. That is the difference. He was born innocent, but made a sinner on the cross for OUR sins. Since Jesus was not like us in that He was not born a sinner, but became sin for us on the cross, He would not have had diseases, including dysentery. That was the one difference between Jesus (God in the flesh) and us…He knew no sin, we were born into sin. He became sin for us, that we would live… where we lose the sin when we take Him inside of us. Think about what I’m saying..it’ll make sense, bro Greg! ;-)

  3. Well, I like the part where God became human and got dirty so we could become clean. And He did experience first hand all the temptations that we’re faced with. Maybe that’s why the people of that day, and some even today, deny that he’s the messiah, because they had this pre-conceived idea of him as savior of the world. But even the old testament in prophecying of his birth says that he wasn’t great looking, or someone who would attract our attention, but he was pierced for our trangressions, and the weight of our sin rested on his shoulders. Even his disciples asked him repeatedly “Have you come to restore the Kingdom of God” Alot of people missed it because they thought he had come to strike down the Roman Empire and restore the Kingdom. In reality He came to experience our pain and sin, and take our death sentence, so we might have life! And of that I’m eternally grateful. And forever looking for his second coming. Maranatha.

    • Exactly…they cannot fathom “God” getting His hands dirty.
      If Jesus was tempted in all the ways we are, then He had to have been a human faced with all the same things we have been faced with, which in turn means that He actually lived them!
      But in my opinion, even that pails in comparison to the last supper. Jesus, who was God and who created the universe by speaking it into being…actually got down on His knees and proceeded to wash the feet of those who He soon went out to voluntarily die for that their and our sins would be paid for.
      Think about this…ALL will bow before Christ at the end, but who was it that “took the fist bow”? It wasn’t that Jesus was bowing to the desciples, Jesus bows to no one, but still…look at the imagery. Jesus knelt down to those who were beneath Him and served them.
      WOW…if that does not blow you away…I do not now what will.

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